> US 95 south, just outside of Washington.
> Nothing is moving north or south.
> Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
> The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
> What's the hold up?"
> "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse
Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry.
They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
> The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"
>
> "About a gallon"
US 95 south
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