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VGMKY Louisville, KY Aug 25, 2007

REAL NEWSPAPER ADS



FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little thing. Bites.




FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.




FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.




FOUND LITTLE DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... Been out a while.
Better be a reward.



COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.



NORDIC TRACK
$300 hardly used, call Chubby.



GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.




AND THE BEST ONE:





FOR SALE BY OWNER:

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife already knows everything.




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