Dads

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one
started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship.
He said, "My dad's way faster than either of yours, he can throw
a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher's mound and run and catch
it just after it crosses the plate!"

One of the other boys said, "Oh yeah? Well, my dad can shoot
an arrow from his bow and run to the target and hold it up to
make sure the arrow hits the bulls eye!"

The last boy said, "Your dads don't even come close to being
faster than mine. My dad works for the government, and even
though he works every day until 4:00 he gets home at 3:30!"