Hospitial Information

A Sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital and she timidly
asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient
is doing?"

The operator responded, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the
patient's name and room number?"

The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room
302."

The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her
nurse."

After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone, "Oh, good news.
Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure
is fine; her blood work just came back as normal. And her physician,
Dr.Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."

The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried!
God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your
daughter...?"

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells
me shi#"