Play with Words

1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it's to tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. A backwards poet writes inverse.
4. A chicken crossing the road; poultry in motion.
5. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
6. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
7. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you a A-flat miner.
8. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
9. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
10. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
11. A lot of money is tained: 'taint yours, and 'taint mine.