Tailgating

A stressed out woman on a busy boulevard was tailgating a man.

Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right
thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light
by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration
as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell
phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer
ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station
where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding
cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was
waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car
while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and
cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What
Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' License plate holder, the
'Follow Me
to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated christian fish emblem
on the trunk.
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car".