Farmer Jones was having lots of problems with youngsters raiding his watermelon patch. He finally resorted to putting up big signs around the field. The signs read "Warning" one watermelon in this field is poisoned."
Sure enough the watermelon pilfering stopped. But hand lettered signs appeared right beside his signs. They read " Now there are two"
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