The Cell Phone

Several men are in the golf club locker room. A cell phone lying on a bench rings and one fellow engages the hands free speaker function and says “Hello” Every one else in the rooms stops to listen in.
Womans voice: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?
Man: “Yes”
Woman: “ I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1000. Is it OK if I buy it.
Man: “ Sure, go ahead.”
Woman: “ I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.”
Man: “OK, but I want it with all the options”
Woman: “Great! Oh one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They are asking $959,000.”
Man: “Well, go ahead and give the an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not we can go the extra $50,000 if it is really nice.
Women: OK, I’ll see you later. I love you so much.”
The fellow hangs up. The other men are staring at him in astonishment, with their mouth wide open. He looks at them and asks, “ Any of you know who this phone belongs to?”