Another Groan Alert!

San Antonio, TX(Zone 8b)


Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused
her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and
sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor
about her baby.

The doctor replies, " Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The
babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's
name?"

"Denise," the doctor answers.

The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name, maybe I was wrong
about my brother. I really like the name Denise.
"What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew"

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