The Broken Lawnmower

My brother sent this to me - I thought it was pretty funny.

The Broken Lawnmower

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed.

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the
truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. *When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping
away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. *I
was gone only a few minutes When I came out again I handed her a
toothbrush.

"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep
the side walk."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
the other is a husband.