Steel Magnolias

Three fellows were having coffee at the donut shop and got to bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a girl from Iowa. He had told her job was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, bu on the third day he came home to clean house and the dishes were washed an put away.

The second fellow had married a girl from Illinois. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishwashing, and cooking. The first day he did not see any results, but on the second he noticed that it was. By the third day, the house was clean, the dishes were gone food was on the table.

The third man had married a Georgia girl. He told her duties included keeping the house clean, dishes washed, laundry washed, lawn mowed and hot food on the table for every meal.

He said that the first day he did not see anything, the second day he did not see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone and he could see a little out of his left eye. Just enough to be able to microwave some chicken broth and find a straw to eat it with