good , bad and great news

>>>The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an
Anchorage man
>>>answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
>>>
>>>"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your
wife,"
>>>said one trooper.
>>>
>>>"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
>>>
>>>The troopers looked at each other.
>>>
>>>One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really
great
>>>news. Which do you want to hear first?
>>>
>>>" Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad
news
>>>first."
>>>
>>>The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found
>>>your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
>>>
>>>"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's
the good
>>>news?"
>>>
>>>The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-
five pound
>>>king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
Stunned, ! Mr.
>>>Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
>>>
>>>The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
>>>
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