Italian Grandmother

San Antonio, TX(Zone 8b)

An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson
Anthony who is coming to visit with his wife Maria.

You comma to de front door of the apartmenta.
I am inna apartmenta 301 . There issa bigga panel at the front door.
With you elbow pusha button 301. I will Buzza you in. Come
inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with you elbow
pusha 3. When you get out, I'mma on the left. With you elbow, hit
my doorbell.

Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons
with my elbow?

What . . . . . . . .. You coming empty handed?



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