Valentine's Day Trouble

Larry was in trouble. He had forgotten Valentine's Day and his wife was really mad.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds flat!"

The next morning Larry got up very early. When his wife awoke a couple of hours later she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a gift-wrapped package in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and took the box into the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Larry is not yet able to have visitors.