Pregnant lady

> > ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 1265-CASE OF THE PREGNANT
>LADY
> >
> > A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed
>the man opposite her was smiling at her.
> > She immediately moved to another seat.
> >
> > This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved
>again. The man seemed more amused when on
> > the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained
>to the driver and he had the man
> > arrested.
> > The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about
>20 years old) what he had to say for
> > himself. The man replied, "Well your Honour, it ! was like
>this: When the lady got on the bus, I
> > couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a
>sweets sign that said: "The Double Mint
> > Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat
>under a sign that said: " Logan 's
> > Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then
>she placed herself under a deodorant
> > sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I
>could hardly contain myself. BUT, your
> > Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
>that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have
> > prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
> >
> > "CASE DISMISSED!!"