tickle me elmo

Tickle Me Elmo
>> There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
>> toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is
>> hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day
>> promptly at 8:00 AM.
>>
>> The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
>> The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
>> employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
>> backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
>>
>> The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2
>> men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so
>> backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and
>> they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena
>> surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
>>
>> She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2
>> men watch in amazem ent as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it
>> around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between
>> Elmo's legs.
>>
>> The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
>> hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena . "I'm sorry," he
>> says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you
>> misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
>>
>> Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.