A Couple of Chuckles

A college kid goes to library and checks out a book called,
"How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it
was volume seven of the encyclopedia

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During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs,
a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb. When
Bubba asked why he had been stopped, the officer pointed
to the big dog sitting on the seat beside him.

"Does your dog have a license?" he asked.

"No way," Bubba said, "Ol' Blue don't need none.
He's too old to drive."

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