An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The dispatcher say, "Stay calm, Ma'am, an officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard.", He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."
ROFL
OLD LADY!!!!!!!!!
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