This was a humourous e-mail my friend forwarded me recently. I could not help laughing. Read the entire thing first till the project leader signs below:
Dear Manager (HR),
Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vivek
can be classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which
cannot be dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vivek
be promoted to executive management, and a proposal
may be sent away as soon as possible.
Signed - Project Leader
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NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. So kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13) for my true assessment of him.
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A brilliant report of a manager
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