10 Signs your Dressage Test needs work

Victoria, TX(Zone 9b)

Under judges remarks she writes only: "Nice braid job."

Horse confuses dressage arena rail for a cavaletti; exits at K.

Your serpentine was perfect, except that it was supposed to be a straight centerline.

In your salute, your inadvertently use your whip hand causing your horse to perform airs above the ground.

Impulsion improves only after the horse sees monsters in the decorative shrubbery near letters.

Your twenty meter circle involved jumping the rail twice.

Your halt took place in the judge's lap, instead of at X.

Your thoroughbred interpreted elasticity to involve trying to kick himself in the head with his back feet during the working canter.

Your horse entered the arena at A, and M, and H, and B...

The judge asks you take the broken letters with you when you leave.

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