Three Wishes

This guy was walking on the beach and found what looked like
a genie bottle so he rubbed it and sure enough out came a
genie.
The genie said "I will grant you three wishes."
The man thought for a while and said, "O.K. for my first
wish I want a Red Lambourgini." and poof there on the beach
was a brand new red Lambourgini.

"for my second wish I want 3 milloin dollars." and poof
three million dollars apeared on the seat in the
Lambourgini.

He said "Now for my third wish make me irresistable to
women." and poof, the genie turned him into a
box of chocolates.