What happens if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
You get "Tinsel"-itis!
"Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?"
"No, I wouldn't know how to feed them."
What is the best key to get at Christmas?
A turkey!
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A list of everything you want!
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrr!
What kind of Christmas tree comes from Hawaii?
"O Tanning Palms"!
What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
What's the favourite Christmas Carol of new parents?
Silent Night!
Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
"Holly" wood!
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
You light me up!
A Christmas thought:
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
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