A definition of Christmas:
The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane!
What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker?
My POP is bigger than yours!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open 'til Christmas!
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood!
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter "Y"!
What do angry mice send to each other in December?
Cross mouse cards!
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has "no EL"!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
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