(1) Translation? (2) Movie Fan

American couple was driving in Canada and got lost.
Finally, they drove into a city. They saw a gentleman on the
sidewalk, so the husband pulled the car up to the curb. His
wife rolled down her window and asked, "Excuse me, sir,
we're lost. Can you please tell us where we are?"

The gentleman on the street replied, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan."

The lady rolled up the window, turned to her husband and said,
"We really are lost. They don't even speak English here."

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A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a
dog on a leash. He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother
you, but I couldn't help but notice that your dog was really
into the movie. He cried at the right spots, he moved
nervously in his seat at the boring parts, but most of all, he
laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Did you find that
unusual??"

"Yes," she replied, "I found it very unusual ...because he
hated the book!"

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