FRUITCAKE What Do You Do With Yours ?

It's that time of year again. I have already gotten 5 different catalogs
from the sellers of fruitcakes. Personally, I don't care for fruitcake.
I like all of the ingredients that go into one, I just don't like them all
together in a fruitcake.

One year, I dropped the tin of fruitcake on my foot, almost broke all
my toes, and ended up limping for at least a week. Couldn't put my
shoes on either because my foot was swollen from the impact.

What I want to know is: WHO sends these fruitcakes? Someone must.
Many of these same companies have been in business for at least
half a century.

If everyone who did not want a fruitcake donated it to some charity that
sends food overseas, we could probably feed half of the world for a
good while.

So, what do you do with the fruitcakes you receive?