not really funny

>On a Saturday night several weeks ago, this pastor was working late,
and
>decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00
PM,
>but
>his wife didn't answer the phone.

>The pastor let the phone ring many times. He thought it was odd that
she
>didn't answer, but decided to wrap up a few things and try again in a
few
>minutes. When he tried again she answered right away. He asked her why
she
>hadn't answered before, and she said that it hadn't rung at their
house.
>They brushed it off as a fluke and went on their merry ways.

>The following Monday, the pastor received a call at the church office,
>which was the phone that he'd used that Saturday night. The man that he
spoke with
>wanted to know why he'd called on Saturday night.
>
>The pastor couldn't figure out what the man was talking about. Then
the
man
>said, "It rang and rang, but I didn't answer." The pastor remembered
the
>mishap and apologized for disturbing him, explaining that he'd
intended
to
>call his wife.
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>The man said, "That's, OK. Let me tell you my story.
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>You see, I was planning to commit suicide on Saturday night, but
before
I
>did, I prayed, 'God if you're there, and you don't want me to do this,
give
>me a sign now.' At that point my phone started to ring. I looked at
the
>caller ID, and it said, 'Almighty God'. I was afraid to answer!"
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>The reason why it showed on the man's caller ID that the call came
from
>"Almighty God" is because the church that the pastor attends is called
>Almighty God Tabernacle!!
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>If you believe that God answers prayers then pass this on. God bless!
>
>READ EACH SENTENCE SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT.
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>
>Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
>
>
>Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
>
>
>Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to
forget.
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>Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff.
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>
>BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us.
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>
>When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can
look
>beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there.
>
>
>Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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>
>Send this on to everyone special in your life, even the people who
really
>make you mad sometimes and to the people whose lives you want to be
in!!!
>
>And send it back to the person who sent it to you if they mean
something to
>you!! Remember, every minute spent angry is sixty seconds of happiness
>wasted.
>