too cute

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated
>the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow
and
>red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and
>healthy lives.
>
>Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream
>and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with
that?"
>And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it,
add
>some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
>
>And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure
>that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the
>wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from
>size 6 to size 14.
>
>So God said, "Try my fresh gree n salad." And Satan presented
>Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the
side.
>And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
>
>God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive
oil
>in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
>chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained
>more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
>
>God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food
Cake,"
>and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named
it
>"Devil's Food."
>
>God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose
>those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so
Man
>would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman
laughed
>and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
>
>T hen God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming
>with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced
the
>starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
>God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and
>still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its
99-cent
>double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man
>replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good."
And
>Man went into cardiac arrest.
>
>God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
>
>Then Satan created HMOs.
>

i was sent this today and thought it was cute.