a one liner

just had this sent to me, must share the good as well as the bad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: This is a croaker!



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> > A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from
her
> > nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
> >
> > "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."
> >
> > Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog
says
> > his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's
okay,
> > he knows the bank manager.
> >
> > Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
> > collateral.
> >
> > The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
> > elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
> >
> > Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the
> > bank manager and disappears into a back office.
> >
> > She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit
Jagger
> > out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and
he
> > wants to use this as collateral."
> >
> > She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is
> > this?"
> >
> > (you're gonna love this)
> >
> >
> > (its a real treat)
> >
> >
> >
> > (a masterpiece)
> >
> >
> > (wait for it)
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> > The bank manager looks back at her and says...
> >
> > "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old
man's a
> > Rolling Stone."
> >
> >
> > (You're singing it, aren't you? ?Yeah, I know you are........)
> >
> > Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you
> > did!!!