DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!"

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a
repairman. Since she
had to go to work the next day, she told the
repairman, "I'll leave the key
under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on
the counter, and
I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He
won't bother
you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY
circumstances, talk to my
parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the
following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has
ever seen. But,
just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the
carpet watching the
repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time
with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name-calling. Finally the
repairman couldn't
contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you
stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get 'im, Spike!
See, men just don't listen . . . !
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