"Talking Dog for Sale".

A guy is driving around and sees a sign in
front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale".
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him
the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees
a Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?" the guy asks.
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I
discovered that I could talk when was
pretty young and I wanted to help the
government so I told the CIA about
my gift and in no time at all they had me
jetting from country to country, sitting in
rooms with spies and world leaders because
no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

I was one of their most valuable spies for
eight years running. But the jetting around
really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
any younger so I wanted to settle down. I
signed up for a job at the airport to do some
undercover security work, mostly wandering
near suspicious characters and listening in.

I uncovered some incredible dealings and was
awarded a batch of medals. Finally got married,
had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks
the owner how much he wants for the dog.
"Ten bucks."
"Ten bucks?" the guy says, "This dog is amazing.
Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that sh*t !
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