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THE PERFECT DRESS

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing
could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents'
nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress
to wear and would be the best dressed
mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new
young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer
asked her stepmom to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolu tely not.
I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she
replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart.
I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother,
"Aren't you going to return the other dress?
You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do,
dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the
wedding."

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