Found this the other day, had one about a beer bottle, so this is a new slant, it's not rude, not a swear word is used, it's all clean fun !!!!!!!!!!!!
It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...
An ambiguous joke
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