Late nite at the Pacific NW Sluggy Convention.
The slug on the left says, "HEY!! WHO invited Mr. Salty to the Convention??"
Suddenly the slug on the right screams, "RUN.....errr....crawl for your LIFE!!!!"
THE SLUGGY FILES (Contains Mature Material)
Mr. Sluggy says, "Maybe I can wake up my dead friend, or eat him, whichever comes first."
Eww gross! I see that salt shaker there! You have mutant slugs.
What are you doing up at this fine hour? I over heated working outside and fell asleep on the couch and ended up awake in the middle of the night. I need to go back to bed or I will pay for this later on today when I conk out around noon.
EQUI,
Well, actually, about now I have liquified slugs, Muahahahahah!!!!
Evil Genius;
bluelytes
Ah, you're "touched". I like that in a person. Amazing how certain critters can drive us over the edge.
I think I'm going to be sick..........will heed warnings on threads in future.......not recommended before breakfast.........
Debra
Tee he, she really did warn us- (Contains Mature Material) right in the subject line. Burp gurgle and percolate! Breakfast isn't so great the second time around.
bluelytes, you crack me up. I needed a good laugh...THANK YOU
LOVES,
YMW!! lol Is it true that in Mont there are two kinds of people. Those from BUTTE, and those that WISH they were from BUTTE?? hehehe.
Best;
bluelytes
Ewww, I wish I'd read this thread before I went out with a bunch of salt this a.m. I knew it killed slugs, but ewwww. I didn't know it did THAT to them. But boy, oh boy, did I get rid of a bunch of them.
w
ICK! What did you feed them? Besides salt!
So they really do melt. I'd heard that, but didn't believe it. Well, this was an educational thread.
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