A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 110.
He left 4 children, 20 grand-children, 30 great-grandchildren,
10 great-great-grand-children and
a fifty-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
The Tough old Cowboy
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