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Frankay Northport, ME(Zone 5b) Jun 13, 2006

A captain of a 1750's warship is told there is an enemy ship coming into view. He says, "Get me my red coat". A long battle ensues. They win. Taking the enemy ship. The 1st Mate asks about the red coat. The captain says "If I was wounded the blood wouldn't show and my men would keep fighting." The 1st mate was in awe of his bravery. The next day the 1st mate reports to the captain, "There are 20 enemy ships approaching" The captain says, "Get me my brown pants."

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