Now, I hope y'all will not take offense to any of these... Offense is not intended.
THINGS I HAVE LEARNED LIVING IN MISSISSIPPI:
1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in MISSISSIPPI.
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in MISSISSIPPI plus a couple no one's seen before.
4, 5, 6: I don’t know where they went!
7. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
8. Onced and twiced are words.
9. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy.
10. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.
11. People actually grow and eat okra.
12. Fixinto is one word.
13. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there is supper.
14. Ice tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!
15. Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you."
16. Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
17. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you' re done or it's too dark to see.
18. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.
MORE THINGS THAT YOU KNOW YOU’RE FROM MISSISSIPPI:
1. You measure distance in minutes.
2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
3. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: "I'm fixing to go to the store"
4. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
5. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
6. You know what a "DAWG" is.
7. You carry jumper cables in your car...for your OOWN car.
8. I don’t know what happened to 8…
9. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and ketchup.
10. The local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
11. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
12. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm".
13. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas.
14. You know whether another MISSISSIPIAN is from HATTIESBURG, north or south as soon as they open their mouth.
15. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pasttime known as "goin' Wal-martin" or off to "Wally World"....Mall Mart
16. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good pinto-bean weather.
17. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop...it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinda coke you want?"
18. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
19. We don't need no stinking driver's ed... If’n our mama says we can drive, we can drive.
20. You understand these jokes and send them to your friends from MISSISSIPPI on DG (and those who just wish they were).
Not EVERYONE can be a MISSISSIPIAN; it's an art form and a gift from God
Things I know for a fact from Living in MISSISSIPPI
I live right on the MS/TN Stateline and above is so true for large parts of TN also. I'm fixin'ta sent the above to all my Yankee friends.
Judy
I musta been born in MS in a previous life, because all that suits me too! And now I'm fixinto go back outside and plant some more so I won't have so much to do when it warms up (100+ degrees). LOL