O,Malley at the pub

O,Malley was down at the local pub a bit.

He got up off the stool to leave,
fell flat on his face!

He thought, well I'll just crawl to the door. he got to the door, pulled himself up, started for the sidewalk,
fell flat on his face!

So he pulled himself along 'till he got to a car, managed to get to his feet, started off to the street,
fell flat on his face!

He thought well it's not that far home so he crawled on home, he got to the door & openned it,
his wife hollered, "O'Malley, you been down to the pub again!"

O'Malley, answered "How do you know that?"






She answered, "O'Brian called & said you left your wheelchair again!"