Her is a funny but not near as good as the garter snake

Here goes:





I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the
Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled
down the car windows to make sure my
Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.


She was stretched full-out on the back seat
and I wanted to impress upon her that she must
remain there. I walked to the curb backward,
pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"



"Stay! Stay!"



The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look and said,

"Why don't you just put it in park?