For St. Patricks Day

Paddy was having a few beers at Murphy's pub. Murphy finally shut him off and told him to go home and go to bed. With that Paddy fell off the bar stool and crawled to the door. He hoisted himself up at the door frame and fell into the street. He managed to crawl home and into bed. Next morning his wife says,"Paddy I think you got drunk last night." Paddy says, "I just had a few beers." She says,"Well Murphy called and said you forgot your wheelchair again."