Amish Elevator

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my
life, I don't know what it is", having never seen an elevator before.

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady
in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch
until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the
reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old
blonde stepped out.

The father said quietly to his son... "Go get your mother."