>>>Kevin, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He
sat
>>>down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The
10:00
>>>news was on and the news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge
>>>of a large building preparing to jump.
>>>
>>>The blonde looked at Kevin and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
>>>
>>>Kevin says, "Yes, I bet he'll jump."
>>>
>>>The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
>>>
>>>Kevin placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
>>>
>>>Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan
dive
>>>off of the building, falling to his death.
>>>
>>>The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Kevin, saying,
"Fair's
>>>fair. Here's your money."
>>>
>>>Kevin replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the
5:00
>>>o'clock news and knew he would jump."
>>>
>>>The blonde said, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
>>>
>>>Kevin took the money...
>>>
>>
another blonde
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