Dampishness

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A curious fellow died one day and found himself
waiting in the long line of judgment.

As he stood there, he noticed some souls were allowed
to march right through the Pearly Gates into Heaven.
Others, however, were sent over to Satan, who threw them
into the burning pit. But every once in a while, instead of
hurling the condemned into the fire, Satan would toss the
hapless soul to one side on to a small pile.

After watching this for a while, the fellow's curiosity got
the best of him. So he strolled over to Satan, took a deep
breath, and said, "Excuse me, Prince of Darkness. I was
waiting in line over there for judgment, and I noticed you're
stacking these people here instead of flinging them into the
Fires of Hell. How come?"

"Hag, these people," Satan said with a groan, "are all from Seattle -- they're too wet to burn."