Tide soap

Letter to Tide Company

Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used
Tide all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was
the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me
about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the
neck. One thing led to another, and somehow I ended up with a lot of
his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a
bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip
to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach
alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains
came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who
came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were
negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer
be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a
murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great
product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.