A cowboy went to buy an insurance policy. The agent asked;
Have you ever had an accident?
Nope, replied the cowboy.
But last summer a bronc kicked in two of my ribs,
and a couple of years ago a rattlesnake bit me on the ankle.
Wouldn't you call those accidents? said the puzzled agent.
Nah, the cowboy replied.
They did it on purpose!
It was no Accident!
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