The Miracle of Toilet Paper ..

Ya jes gotta luv it ...

- Magpye

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The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my upper torso 'mammaries' are too
small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's
not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.
" If you want them to grow, then every day take a
piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a
few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet
paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it
between the two of them. " How long will this take? " I
asked. " They will grow larger over a period of years,"
my husband replies.
I stopped. " Do you really think
rubbing a piece of toilet paper between them
every day will make my them larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says " Worked
for your butt, didn't it? "

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he
may even walk again.