No luck at all.

A pathetic guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his
drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver."
I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. " I
can't do anything right... I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
car was stolen and I have no insurance.

I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was
still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I
came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life,
and then you show up and drink the poison...