Sell it....

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to
yell and scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!

He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what money?" demanded his
parents. "We know what a Porsche costs." "Well," said the boy, "this one
cost me fifteen dollars."

So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that
for fifteen dollars?" they said. "It was the lady up the street," said the
boy. "I don't know her name; they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my
bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."

"Oh my Goodness," moaned the mother, "She must be a child abuser. Who knows
what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived
and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself
as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars
and demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought
he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii
with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back.

He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send
him the money. So I did."