Gave Me A Chuckle

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Maine.

The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap.

Although not knowing the lake, the wife decides to take the boat
out. She goes out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read
her book.

Here comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies (thinking, what does it look like I'm doing)?
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he tells her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. "I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.