A young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted
period of dating with no talk of marriage. One night her steady boyfriend took
her to a Chinese restaurant.
As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So... how do you like your
rice? Boiled? Or fried?"
Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu at him and replied, "Thrown."
Hopeful
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