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Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, " Life is so darn boring; We never have any fun anymore. For $ 5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!" " You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $ 5.00 bill.
The first fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. " What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."
Jo
Flower Show.....
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